kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(via ahoyjay)


graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via refreshes)


caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

image

(via xxtakaalivexx)


buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(via rareity)



my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

(via joshpeck)


shaddup-ezio:

my favorite line of all time

sierrastop

(via scrapbookbeta)


shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

(via tranquyl)


arlogivensisacat:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

i still can’t get over this.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



twoarmedwoman:

roy-ality:

whisp-s:

My sub in math was the biggest babe

your sub in math looked like he can get it

Why in the hell is he subbing

(via spookyaustralien)


(via humorously)


vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(via the-she-bitch-of-byzantium)


cueca-do-avesso:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

(via thetomboywithheadphones)


johnwatso:

panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(


"ALSO, THE ARTIST WAS PUNCHED IN THE FACE"

johnwatso:

panicvision:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

Christmas is canceled. :(

"ALSO, THE ARTIST WAS PUNCHED IN THE FACE"

(via aleighx)